Everyone likes string cheese, right? But not everyone’s had the chance to play Michel Ancel’s Beyond Good and Evil.

So the logical step would then be to combine the two, right?

At least that’s what this Giant Bomb article would lead us to believe.

Now, if you’re like me, you must be thinking to yourself that this is just too good to be true. A free copy of Beyond Good and Evil, and string cheese?

Well! I needed proof! So I hopped into my car, drove to the grocery store, and low-and-behold, picked up my very own bag.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some cheese with my name on it. (Literally.)